Journal Entry: Sun May 11, 2008, 12:50 PM
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: youre just lying down minding your own business
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]: how dare he use that girl barnacle like that
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: then you feel something crawling up your thigh
Tyler (AAP): rofl
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: or like youre sitting at a family gathering with your boyfriend and eating dinner
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: and suddenly BAM
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]: LMAO
Tyler (AAP): you`re knocked up
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: under the table his penis starts doing naughty things
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: you like slap it away...it retreats for a few minutes then slowly comes back out
Tyler (AAP): ROFL
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: rofl
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: hahahahha
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]: Maryam, you would probably like that, you said it yourself you'd tap anything that is a walking person who is not morbidly obese and has a penis
Tyler (AAP): I think in that case, your boyfriend penis would be faster
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: thats true yeva
Tyler (AAP): uh, maryam
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: though probably not while im eating dinner with my family
Tyler (AAP): yeah
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]: Orgasming at the dinner table haha
Tyler (AAP): that`s what he wants you to think
Tyler (AAP): THAT`S WHAT SHE SAID, YEVA
Yuri aka Vnud: ok back
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: "YESSSSS YESSSSSSS....THESE MUSHROOMS...OHH MY GOD MOM THEYRE AWESOME....YESSS DO IT AGAIN...OOHH MY FUCCKINNGG GODD I LOVE THESE CUCUMBERS
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]: "Honey, is everything alright?" "Yeah..OH YES, ..yeah mom"
Tyler (AAP): OH MY GOD, MAMA, I WANNA A BANANA FOR DESSERT
Tyler (AAP): JUST A BIG
Tyler (AAP): HOT
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: MORE CUCUMBERRSS
Tyler (AAP): BANANA
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]: Ew, hot bananas
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]: cold bananas ftw
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: MOOORE PLEEEEEEEEEEASEE...RANCH SAUCE....YES RUB THAT RANCH SAUCE
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]: haha
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]: ..
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]: LMAO
Tyler (AAP): ROFL
Tyler (AAP): been a long time since I had this much fun in chatzy
Tyler (AAP): rofl
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: roflmao
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: imagine how awesome and entertaining porn would be
Tyler (AAP): SO BITCHES
Tyler (AAP): HWO ARE YOU TOGAY?
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]: ...
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]: Maryam =O
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: "Hello Mr LongJohn....i am Brigette....your naughty nurse'
GOLD. is BRI.lliant. from x.x.x.176 joined the chat 3 minutes ago
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]: lol Good Ty, you?
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]: BRI
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: *penis pokes out and waves*
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: BRIIIIIIZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
GOLD. is BRI.lliant. antm****???
Tyler (AAP): I`M KIKAZ, YEVA
Yuri aka Vnud: MAXY
Tyler (AAP): *poles bri*
GOLD. is BRI.lliant.: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
Tyler (AAP): YURZ
Yuri aka Vnud: ahaha sing
Tyler (AAP): sung
Tyler (AAP): t00w
GOLD. is BRI.lliant. lol. tyler makes me feel welcome
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom mounts brizzay
Yuri aka Vnud: *slaps maxy* I MISSED YOU YOU ASSHOLE!!
Tyler (AAP): DID NOT
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: maxy?
GOLD. is BRI.lliant.: uh oh sing. is thins gonna be a repeat of last nigh?
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: >.>
Tyler (AAP): me, maryam
Tyler (AAP): rofl
Yuri aka Vnud: .....
GOLD. is BRI.lliant. rawr
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: oh alrighty then
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]: Bri, you missed a lot
Tyler (AAP): I`M GONNA POLE YOU ALL
GOLD. is BRI.lliant.: yeva= celebration.
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: bri you shouldve seen what we were talking about a few minutes ago
Yuri aka Vnud: I DID MISS YOU YOU BASTARD!!*slaps maxy affectionately*
Tyler (AAP): BUT I`M GONNA GET MY GLASS OF WATURH BEFORE THAT
Yuri aka Vnud: bwahaha
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: infact i highly suggest you look at the history
Tyler (AAP): *slaped affectionately*
Tyler (AAP): BRB
GOLD. is BRI.lliant.: ih god...wat??
Yuri aka Vnud: POICK!!
GOLD. is BRI.lliant.: should i be scared...
Tyler (AAP): BRI
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]: OH YESSS HARDER....pickles please
Tyler (AAP): IMAGINE
GOLD. is BRI.lliant.: clicks*
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: lmfao
Tyler (AAP): MY PENIS IN YOUR CHAIR
Yuri aka Vnud: omfg yeva! bwahaha
Yuri aka Vnud: .......
Tyler (AAP): AND MY BODY IN BRAZIL
Tyler (AAP): T00W
Yuri aka Vnud: BWAHAHA BRI
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: OHHH MY CHERRY.....CHERRY WITH WHIPPED CREAM
GOLD. is BRI.lliant.: ..................................................................HM
Yuri aka Vnud: bbbbbbbwahahahaha
GOLD. is BRI.lliant.: thats...
GOLD. is BRI.lliant.: uuuuuuuuuu,
GOLD. is BRI.lliant.: interesting
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: PAAAAAASS MEE THAT SALSAA GODDAMMITT...SPIICCCYYY SALLSSSAAA....SOURR CREEAMMM
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]: OH I CAN FEEL THE SAUCE JUST OOZING OUT OF THE ..taco
Yuri aka Vnud: ahaha
Yuri aka Vnud: omfg sing....
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: OHHH I LIKE THAT SOUR CREAMMM ON MY BAKED POTATOOO
Yuri aka Vnud: omfg yeva.......
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: rofl
Yuri aka Vnud: I'LL LIKE PISSING MY PANTS.....BWAHAHA
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: THE PINKK TACOOO
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]: We'd be good porn directors
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]: =0
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: aww i miss bee
Yeva [TeamAdward&Yuri]:
GOLD. is BRI.lliant.: reads chat hist*ROFLS UNCONTROLLABELY*
MaryamIsDyingOfBoredom: she'd have so much fun with this convo